Things I Miss

1. Fast internet
2. Air conditioned restaurants
3. Latinos
4. Ivy League social clubs
5. The Economist
6. Traffic lights
7. Words with more than 5 letters
8. Dry heat
9. Sports
10. Weight racks at the gym
11. Professional restaurant service
12. Front lawns
13. The Office
14. Real showers
15. Not being harassed by:
    Fruit ladies
    Lighter salesmen
    Hat peddlers
    Book sellers
    Travel agents
    “Lady Boom Booms”
    Opium dealers